rock patrol

Someone searching the carpet looking for imaginary dropped crack cocaine rocks. Patroler Usually winds up smoking pieces of plaster or popcorn cieling.

Jimmy thinks he dropped a chunk now he's on rock patrol.

by Luvmechanic May 16, 2016

po patrol

When someone threats you to (not) do something or they will call the police

Vaneza: Dont txt me or Ill call the police
Gentleman: Ok, didnt know you were on that po patrol, jeez

by ARZon January 8, 2017

pro patrol

he has very big penis and likes to sexxx with everyone (yes even boys)and is very pro in that

hey look he is having sex like a pro patrol

by i am noob August 28, 2021

Snore Patrol

Snore Patrol is a term coined by the site www.mysnoreworld.com that represents a person or group of people who take action against/wakes up/makes fun of/holds a grudge against/is passively aggressive toward/hates/dislikes/calls out/discriminates against people who snore.

Jenny was on Snore Patrol tonight... she held my nose until I couldn't breathe and woke up gasping for breath.

Andy snores so damned loud I need to get Snore Patrol in our dorm. I haven't slept since orientation!

by Snore Patrol July 19, 2012

Blow Patrol

This is a group of girls in high school that work together to blow every guy on the football team .. plus the chess team .

Yo .. I hear the “blow patrol” is coming to the party tonight ... it’s gonna be my first time on patrol !

by Copeboy November 15, 2018

pussy patrol

{the cat cops{

snuggle smuggler: oh no the {pussy patrol}
Cat Officer 1: Stop right there! we have evidence to prove you are hiding illegal pussy
snuggle smuggler: ohh nooo

by Digital Guy July 26, 2018

Slave Patrol

Patrollers who monitor and enforce discipline against slaves in the U.S. Southern States.

The Civil War, which lasted four years, directly threatened the very existence of slavery and, in turn, slave patrols.

by Myuxieum January 15, 2023