Parthonkity

Mentally Unstable man with unstable decisions. Says he has friends but none of them are known to human kind. Addicted to online video games. Usually bad at language arts, and has decent skills in everything else. Always cheats on assignments because is too distracted to do it himself. Hot indian man with glasses. pulls 0 girls and 17 boys. good person overall!

Get off your phone, stop being such a parthonkity.
Your such a parthonkity, do better at english.
"Hi parthonkity" "wat im not a parthonkity" "yah you are, your a hot indian with glasses"

by George Washington the third JR March 30, 2022

itch particles

The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.

Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.

by Accruedd December 2, 2010

Livingston Parties

a town in northern jersey where the teenager's weekdays consist of SAT courses and sport pracitces/games, while the weekends consist of going to the city, shopping at possibly the wealthiest mall in new jersey (short hills mall), and getting FUCKED UP at some crazy ass house parties usually in Laurel Hills, Bel-Air, or Coventry. The parties thrown by the teens of livingston are probably the craziest most dangerous parties you will ever attend, consisting of drugs and hard-liquor, but hey thats how they like it. By the end of the night, at least 3 girls are crying drunk, barfing over the toilet, and at least 5 girls have given head to every guy in the room. Either that, or their busy getting their stomachs pumped. By this time, the person throwing the party has either thrown everyone out, leaving them on the street to find a ride, or its too late and the asshole cops have come to fuck you over. Over all, A+ for parties. :D

Person 1: Hey, you where at ____'s party the other night, right?

Person 2: Hell yeah! But then the cops came and i had to run through the woods... then i heard _______'s was having a party and headed over there, but all the alc was gone! So i smoked this amazing blunt that got me sooo fucked up.

Person 1: Sick! Livingston parties are always crazy.

by living stoned September 28, 2009

republican parties

A social event when a group of left wing individuals congregate, dress in a manner that is befitting right wing conservatives and then procede to mock the right wing political party.Often students will make up a new name for the evening. These events tend to be popular at liberal colleges and universities.

The republican parties at Earlham college feature otherwise progressive, liberal students dressed as waspy, conservatives and adapting new names for the evening such as Vera Withford or Charles Edmund Skylir IV.

by M Rice October 4, 2006

Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.

"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.

by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010

partially deflate

to break wind

smelling an unpleasant odour, janice asked andy if he had partially deflated

by andyparkin July 30, 2009

Pardio

Physically demanding partying thats good for your soul the way cardio exercise is good for your heart

These past two weeks I´ve been doing a lot of pardio, I feel great

Doctor said I need to get least four hours of pardio in, two to three times a week in order to stay productive

by Dr. Dick Longer September 2, 2011