tony parker

1. The best French basketball player ever, point guard of the San Antonio Spurs.

2. The lucky son of a bitch that's dating Eva Longoria.

1. Did you see Tony Parker make that mad-ass drive to the hoop?

2. Yo Tony Parker, can I fuck your girlfriend tonight?

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

Seabiscuit

Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.

by The Source Which Is Awesome2 October 6, 2010

Charlie Parker

Receiving a blow-job while eating a piece of chicken in the back of a taxi or limo.

While riding home, I look over and Jim is getting a Charlie Parker!

by crcooper May 14, 2009

kale parker

A short man that wears medium / small shirts so everyone can see his heart beating . Mean mugs everyone and has a strange infatuation with a mans nipples.

OH shit bro cover your nips kale parkers coming!!!!!!!!!

by General SUbsea September 6, 2013

antony parker

a great basketball player who plays in toronto in now days. in the past he played in maccabi tel-aviv (israel)

antony parker scored 28 points and took 10 reb'

by the manfitz March 21, 2009

Parker Higgins

is my cupcake((:

thats one yummy parker higgins

by snickerdoodlerlka October 12, 2011

parker drake

Usually sucks at hockey and most sports and has a Little pinner

(Gayboiparker drake)

by Yoloswagmaster11199900044466 December 16, 2013