Front Pager

A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.

DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.

by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006

Pander Bear

One who will shamelessly promote themselves, their business, their products, their agenda, etc. on a consistent basis for personal gain. A Pander Bear will often utilize multiple social networks to promote themselves.

All of his updates are about his website-what a Pander Bear!

by Self-confessed Pander Bear June 17, 2009

Palermo's

Palermo's is a cheap-ass pizza commonly consumed by teens, single guys, poor couples or college students.

Even though it has a reputation of being a poor man's food, it's still pretty freaking tasty pizza.

We ran to the gas station for a Palermo's and some beer.

by BethV March 26, 2010

tuo padre

An italian way of indicating an ugly person.

"OUH! BUT HE/SHE/IT'S TUO PADRE!"
("ouh! ma è tuo padre!")

by NabeProf August 31, 2008

pajero

A man who is (a) physically large, much like the 4WD Mitsubishi Pajero and (b) who is a total wanker.

Characteristics of a pajero include lots of interior empty space and loud noise.

In Spanish, a 'pajero' means a wanker. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a pajero.

by fortissime January 20, 2011

Paden

n.

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Weenest thou make a paden of our dame? --Chaucer.

by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English L January 22, 2003

Pander

Mythical bar creature which is half panda half hey there ya tiger.

Bonder loves panders.

by 69tittysprinkles69 September 26, 2019