Political Prostitute

Urban Dictionary administration.

- You heard about Urban Dictionary administration? They posts shit about Trump after his inauguration!
- Relax, buddy. They'll do it in next four years. Political prostitutes.

by Pcheloff January 25, 2017

Political Rapist

Someone who interjects with their political view every chance they get and constantly smashes the views opposite to their own.

Jim is such a political rapist. He won't shut up about how conservativism is racist and how Hillary is so much better.

Derek keeps telling me I voted for the wrong candidate and that my views are flawed, he's such a political rapist.

I'm tired of getting politcally raped by both Jim and Derek.

by Spetzi March 26, 2017

political erectness

Political Erectness is defined as n. 1. The art or skill of using political correctness to seduce the other gender or sex,
2. The act of being aroused by politically correct behavior.

This word comes in other variants, such as politically erect.

Dude 1: Last night I acted politically erect and got some illegal immigrant puss.
Dude 2: Last night I beat up some white male cis scum and scored huge femipussy.
Dude 1: We're pretty good at political erectness! Let's go suck some sand nigger tiddies.

by Niger Tits May 24, 2017

political football

an issue presented by one party or the other that is not a political issue at all, yet is tossed around by politicians to gain sway or distract voters from the REAL issues. Abortion, DACA, and gay rights to name a few.

Republicans throw around their abortion argument like a political football to prevent real discourse on reproductive rights for women. Democrats toss around this political football in their own right, resulting in neither talking about reproductive rights in general, but rather a personal religious belief.

by jpillar26 March 4, 2019

Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 24, 2019

Political correctness

A phrase that alt-right assholes use when told that they're being an asshole when they call someone a nigger.

Fox news viewer: Those filthy BLM people are a bunch of niggers.

Guy: that's racist

Fox news viewer: I'm so sick of your Political correctness you snowflake.

by Cryinginside July 29, 2020

political edging

Political edging is the practice of enjoying taking yourself, or being brought, to the point where you think an election is almost over, and a candidate is about to be chosen, then stopping or being stopped, before reaching the peak in which a candidate would be chosen.

This week has been fodder for the political edging I like to do at least once very four years.

by Drandmrevil November 7, 2020