Pet My Dolphin

Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob

My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin.

by Yuliana November 22, 2005

pet my monkey

What horndogs like myself do to pass the time when no one is around.

I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time.
See also spanking the monkey

by lawnmowerman October 29, 2004

pet shop boys

Very good rock band.

I loved listening to the songs West End Girls and We Built This City in '85

by Saints October 22, 2003

pet o necro zooba phile

a person who likes shaging young dead animals

your a pet o necro zooba phile

by disciple of chuck June 7, 2005

pet names for genitalia

stinkhorn

unzip your fly, lets the stinkhorn loose

by Dick Shone \'Arry October 18, 2003

Pet The Bunny

A way to pronounce peptidoglycan. I first used this term when unable to pronounce peptidoglycan during a powerpoint presentation.

As you can see, Pet The Bunny can be found only in plant cells only.

by Jake Klopp May 17, 2006

Pet Cat

A word used to describe your homosexual partner. Often used by residents of Florida.

My pet cat is waiting for me to come over after we leave the club.

by pint pint June 14, 2018