Pear

Someone who is a big dork, eats raw macaroni and does asmr, mostly saying reeeee.

Yeah that's a pear.

by softgaybabey03 July 16, 2019

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Pear

A sexy femboy

Wow he's such a pear 😍😍😍😍😕🥴😵😵😫😫

by GrapeSodap0p July 28, 2021

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pear bum

Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.

When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.

by Vorlon007 August 24, 2016

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Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

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Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.

“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling”

by Fatlousie June 16, 2019

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