by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012
Get the afro patch mug.In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."
by Hexicon June 23, 2006
Get the Mustard Patch mug.A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018
Get the pumpkin patch mug.by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010
Get the Pee Patch mug.To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Get the Purple Patch mug.Old guy that has grey hair in the hunt for younger women. An older man that frequents clubs, bars, and lounges in hopes of snatching up a young female. Typical appearance for this specimen is a balding head, grey hair, grey chest fro, overweight, and one or more gold chains. Uses the term “Sweet thing” or “Sugar Lips “ to pick up on his prey. Always willing to buy you a drink.
by Baja Stu August 27, 2009
Get the Silver Patch mug.by Rafitz July 6, 2019
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