Cockroach paste

Cockroach paste is a common homemade paste that many people make, it involves grinding up cockroaches and chucking them in a blender. Many famous people including famous Indian Quora users Reyansh Manish Akshay, Rahval Bahavat Agnihorti Pateli, Mpasa Onwuateugwu and the famous Sudanese Governor Sabaray Abiduku. Cockroach paste involves setting up traps around your bins and around your toilet seat. These traps will help capture these Cockroaches and once you have collected say 3,562 cockroaches you should be able to chuck them in your dungeon for 3 years and 45 days or if you prefer in your freezer for 1 year and 87 days. Once you take the cockroaches out from your dungeon or freezer you to grind them up in a mortar and pestle for approx 53 minutes and 32 seconds. This will allow the cockroaches to be perfect for blending. Once you have blended your cockroaches for about 7 mins and 39 seconds you can take them out. You need to make sure that the mixture is solid enough to eat with a spoon but also liquidy enough to put in a drink.

Student: Just made some Cockroach paste after roasting my cockroaches in the dungeon for 3 years and 45 days.
Whole School: DAYE GEHHHHH!

by jAsOnGeH March 4, 2019

Meat Paste

Usually means some sort of horrid spread, made of beef.. And fat and jelly. That you might spread on an Oven Bottom...

"Here, I'll make you some meat paste butties to take with you"

by Hevski June 4, 2015

Hot Paste

To tie an image, file or text to a specific keyboard shortcut for future use

I need to keep that quote on a hot paste option for work

by Alexander the Pen July 1, 2023

past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.

Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid

by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017

drink past it

how you get over something bad that happens: you consume alcohol (and/or other drugs) in order for you to forget the situation at hand

I got fired today. So, tonight, I'm gonna drink past it.

by $un$h!n3 February 4, 2010

Shart Paste

When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.

Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.

by Poopedmypants June 19, 2012

stink paste

The stinky paste between your butcheeks after a couple days of not showering.

Honey you need to shower your stink paste is nauseating.

by JayBirdIsATurd February 3, 2017