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one eyed ry

another name for the winkie 'eye'.
get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)
by miss t October 30, 2006
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One Eyed Willy

A One Eyed Willy always looks better circumcised
by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001
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One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!
I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!
by berty68 October 1, 2008
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one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm
Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait
by Mike September 14, 2003
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One eyed midget

slang for your penis
by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007
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one eyed weasel

a penis, other wise known as a one eyed willie,trouser snake,and or anaconda
one eyed weasel: hkjky thrt ytu yuyu tyuuy tyutyu
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Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.
"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"
by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007
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