Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010
Get the Wipe The Floor mug.Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
Get the Hardwood Flooring mug.An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.
by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006
Get the floor rule mug.by wakytaco12 May 16, 2016
Get the Floor licker mug.A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022
Get the Floor waffle mug.Jimmy: I heard JGee's new track, that shit was floor bomb
Max: Dude I know, JGee raps to hot, its like a full lit cigarette
Jimmy: Ya! and his lungs a fucked up like black liquorish
Max: And the serious shit happens when he rocks the mic
Jimmy: It's almost like the shit he did with your bitch the other night
Jimmy: Emma is the opposite of floor bomb, she's unFloor Bomb
Max: Toats
Max: Dude I know, JGee raps to hot, its like a full lit cigarette
Jimmy: Ya! and his lungs a fucked up like black liquorish
Max: And the serious shit happens when he rocks the mic
Jimmy: It's almost like the shit he did with your bitch the other night
Jimmy: Emma is the opposite of floor bomb, she's unFloor Bomb
Max: Toats
by JGeeOfficial December 26, 2011
Get the Floor Bomb mug.An act of 4-5 individuals of the male gender finding a "diiirty" spot on the dance floor and quickly bending down simultaneously to swipe it while swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile they've evver had.
Swiper #1:"Hey dooooode do you see that dirty
spot on the flooor over thereee?!!"
Swiper #2: "I see itttt"
Floor Swiper Action: Lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.
spot on the flooor over thereee?!!"
Swiper #2: "I see itttt"
Floor Swiper Action: Lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.
by Swiper#1 December 22, 2009
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