America's 17th state, a completely normal state, idk what u guys r talkin 'bout? Aight, Imma tell ya some general info about this mf state.
Capital: Columbus
Governor: Mike DeWine (Republican Party)
wait... Republican? Now I see why.
Man: "Hi and welcome to Ohio! There's nothing here like seriousl-"
*A dinosaurfalls from the sky*
*Aliens starting to kidnap cows*
*Corns knowing how to move*
“My buddy Eric went to Ohio, went missing after calling the police in the local town he was at, He said he saw a flying dog with a elephant twerking on him. Probably was on drugs”