Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.

Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."

by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019

Casually Offensive Meme

This is a meme account that makes gay xboxnigerians follow James Charles on every peice of social media

Mom: Son stop playing on your xbox
Son: No im making relationship
(Some gay nigga comes in room)
Some stranger:"Whats up lets fuck"
Son and stranger: thx Casually Offensive Meme

by Readong/Stacks May 15, 2019

Low key offended

When you are inwardly offended by something minor but don't want to say you're offended and make a big deal. Sometimes you'll make a sarcastic, passive aggressive comment to express you're offended but generally you recover from being low key offended instantly after you feel it.

I was low key offended that Barbara didn't tell me she was going for a coffee.

by gbag84 November 13, 2018

Oftenifity

The numerical amount of how often something happens, usually in a percentage or ratio form, often involving decimals or those little colon things. But usually a decimal. Because those little colon things are so 5 years ago. And besides, who uses those?

The oftenifity that you, Kyle, are going to use a calculator is..... well, zero.

by Superguitarninja October 13, 2009

Offemsive

1. When something is or will inevitably be considered offensive to feminist ideals, regardless of merit.

"Don't tell Mary about that sex scene where the man was on top the whole time. She'll think it's offemsive."

by oberservergal June 4, 2014

Offer it up

To offer it up is to test fit something before permanently securing it in place.

A Mechanic was building a set of Exhaust Headers and he had to offer up to the Engine a couple of times to make it fit.
While cutting a Rafter for a Roof a Carpenter had to offer it up a few times to make it fit correctly.

by G666 August 9, 2018

oofensburg

An oofensburg is someone who is an angry, stinky, shirt stained old person yelling at you to get off their lawn.

"I passed by an Oofensburg's house today."

by Happyjoy63 February 19, 2023