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blown off course

(Being, verb): in Nordic countries such as Canada, coming late to work because of a snowstorm or icestorm.
I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather; however, being blown off course is not an excuse.
by Sexydimma April 12, 2015
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Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
by Stoney69 February 2, 2020
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Four course meal

A (Four course meal) is someone who is heavyset but looks good at the moment.
Look at that (four course meal )over there he/she looks thick and good.
by ShAgGy4097 October 13, 2020
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intercept course

Intercept course, or interception course, is a term used in warfare of all kinds: ground, air, and sea. It refers to moving in a direction towards where the enemy is heading, instead of where the enemy is.
"Plot an intercept course on that vessel. She's moving east by southeast at a rate of 30 knots per second."

"We'll be trailing behind them if we don't make an interception course. Aim for the direction where they are going."
by AJ Deadshow December 21, 2023
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Of course

LOG-ON DID YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME 👍 OF COURSE
by LOG-ON-FOG-ON August 28, 2021
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Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.
I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.
by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014
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Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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