the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016
Get the captain's listmug. by Partykiller June 16, 2018
Get the Fuck-it listmug. A list made at 4am while on addy of all the projects you want to do but can’t because of noise or lack of tools. Typically ranging from what can be accomplished in the next day, tasks that will be completed within the week and various projects that may get done at some point or never.
These are typically very organized.
-AKT
These are typically very organized.
-AKT
by AK-T86 February 13, 2021
Get the Addy-listmug. A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.
My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.
Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.
More commonly used as "the list".
Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.
More commonly used as "the list".
by Puffy Art December 18, 2013
Get the Slap Listmug. An ordinary list containing extraordinary people who have either wronged you, undercut you, back stabbed you, blamed you to the point that you reward them by allowing them hononary induction onto your cunt list.
This guy at work keeps a mental list of all the people that have pissed him off. He calls it his cunt list.
by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018
Get the cunt listmug. by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018
Get the Foreplay Listmug. by PunnyHumor March 21, 2019
Get the tit listmug.