Oli G

Oli G is the pinnacle of homonid evolution, the enlightener of minds, the creator of miracles and the crowner of Popes. Peter Parker was bit by a spider, which turned him into spiderman. Oli G was bit by a goat, which turned him into the GOAT.

Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horendous death.

Human 1: Dude I need to go knock on that door
Human 2: Remeber to ask Oli G
Human 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up

by SomeGuyFromEarth March 26, 2025

Oli

OLI is a name. It means faith

Hello, my name is Oli

by Pithang August 14, 2024

Oli Pitts

Cheasy knob. 110% chance touches little boys. Rather weird.

Oli pitts is mega imposter sussy baka

by Notgayprickthattouchesurmom September 19, 2021

Oly

Someone who feels like cold summer mornings when nothing has spoilt the day yet, someone understanding and invested in being understanding, oly is also respectful beyond bounds. Words of affection are common, but its rather the small things that shows they care alot, like remembering favorite songs or making the effort to make a small bracelet. Well rounded on all subjects, as if they were an old library with hidden knowledge, they dont flaunt it though. Theyre considerate above all else

“You made me my favorite food! Youre such an oly”

by Alffredopasta303 June 22, 2024

oli sour

a person that goes to churchlands and says i smell maruana a ll the flioping time he catch the 8and the 4

people: Shutup oli stop saying "i smell maruana"in a wierd voice
Oli sour: "i smell maruana"

by anomynosammel;iaaaa November 28, 2019

Oli London

Oli London is a Koreaboo. First he’s saying he’s married to jimin, saying he’s jimin and saying his fathers jimin. He is saying he look like a KPOP idol. He got a plastic surgery over 100,000 dollars to look Korean. He is islamophobie and islamophobie is when people hate Islam and they take it to far. For e.g someone took it to far and burned a Quran *muslims holy book*

Oh Oli London had a plastic surgery!?

by Olilondonphobic May 17, 2022

Oli

Total legend, definitely not an oli writing this... noooo... i would never brag about how awesome and handsome i am, nooo... but anyway, yes, oli is amazing, bah.

Oli is the best thing known to humanity

by Definitely not Oli April 19, 2022