morbee-obee

a panda looking creature, that usually spends is time chewin on bamboo, and/or irritating people sitting next to him/her on the computer.

That morbee-obee wont leave me alone!

by k10haholt February 3, 2009

childhood obesity

When you're 18 and under and fat as shit

You have childhood obesity

by Ur_dad March 29, 2016

Obesiate

To be made obese. To eat so much and purposly become fat. To sit around and get high and play Xbox all day.

He does nothing but sit around and obesiate himself in front of the television all day.

by Sir Holmes March 9, 2009

fat nigga obesity

This is where you eat 25 percent more friend chicken and drink 75 percent more purple koolaid than you need. You will then get diabetes and then you will become obese and be 600-700 pounds and will be on CNN in less than days.

I have fat nigga obesity.

by fat nigga obesity June 4, 2018

obesedon

a prehistoric creature living in the 21st century. obesedons can grow up to 500 pounds. their main diet is chips, sodas, cupcakes, hotdogs, cakes, burgers, deep fried food, etc. obesedons do not eat vegetables and do not excercise. their hobbies include watching tv, sleeping, eating, and sleep, and eating, oops did i say it twice?

yesterday i went to mc donalds and the store was filled with obesedons.

by Lilddudontknome December 10, 2008

obesex

The kind of sex obese people have.

ex.1) Oh my gosh. I feel so fat... I think we're gonna have obesex from now on, babe.

ex. 2) Did you feel the earthquake last night?

No... That was just the couple next door having their obesex.

by everyonegoesrawr July 23, 2011

Obserbation

To watch oneself masturbate or to watch another do so, sometimes both.

Have you heard about obserbation? I would never watch!

Do you obserbate or are you more of a "see no evil" kind of guy

Ive been obserbating for years, i find it more erotic.

by Jeff and Tim January 14, 2009