sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

Nahid Sir

perverted sir, never gonna like you, or Sexy. is a fucking word that should be banned

i dont like nahid sir.

by dont care didnt ask + ratio December 26, 2021

Sir Onley

In reference to onley's leasions, the presumed and rather contraversial brain damage occured by the over-use of dis. anaethtics such as ketamine dextromethorphan nitrous and a few others.

I know all about Sir Onley... uhmm, now what exactly was the question?

by zoey April 10, 2004

Sir Trumpalot

A medieval, orange-hued knight of King Arthur's second string, square table.

Verily, Sir Trumpalot's hands doth be not large.

by Orangebeard June 6, 2019

Sir Chunk

I love him...

But he is so bogan!

Sup, Sir Chunk

by J-Dog&Shelbdizzle January 13, 2010

sir nardo

A male who's basic goal is to gather as many internet skanks as possible to make up for his life inadequicy and genetalia size. May assume different nicknames and attempt intellectual conversation only to be thwarted and outed due to pathelogical lying and ineptness. Cannot fight own battles, relies on others and attempts to shift focus on inability to win battles of wits to others not involved.

LoRd_SoCk : Your a fag.

Sir_Nardo : /msg `shannon` did you see that? he called me a fag. that means hes calling you a skank hoe.

`shannon` : wow ok, you = idiot.

Sir_Nardo : if I wasnt with <skanknumber6> i would try to get with you.

`shannon` : Away with you needledick.

by LoRd_SoCk March 27, 2005

Sir Taintula

The man who beats the drum of your ear.

God I've got such a headache, Sir Taintula must be going hard at work today.

by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007