virus replicator

A child of anti-vaxxer parents.

As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.

by bugpower March 15, 2020

Marburg virus

A virus closely related to Ebola with a 50% death rate, which is not widely known because no large outbreaks have been reported for decades. The early symptoms include jaundice, blood in eyes, and head and stomach pains. Later symptoms are vomiting up one’s stomach lining and blood (or vomito negro), meager brain activity, and hemorrhaging, which includes the liquifying of one’s organs and blood seeping from all orifices. Marburg is closely linked to bat guano in Kitum Cave.

Shem Musoke is a survivor of Marburg virus, which he was infected with after a patient with it vomited in his face.

by Verballyironic December 3, 2017

linda virus

See gonoherpahepasyphilaids

Poor Cletus, he died doing what he loved, raw dogging disgusting trailer park trash. It’s no wonder he contracted the Linda Virus.

by EastSideCrackaKilla September 20, 2021

CoroNO Virus

When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.

This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!

My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!

by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

Thot Virus

The sickness you acquire from being around thots. It makes you a thot.

Me: I'm feeling a little thot-ish right now.
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!

by the crack down October 29, 2014

penile virus

a virus of the penis.

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'

by penile master262 August 7, 2008

pussydactel virus

a virus which is only able to infect the pansy boys of the country. when infected you become a complete pusscake

rumor has it austin stewart is infected with the pussydactel virus

by gberdfhwyusj January 10, 2009