NASCAR

The redneck, white trash version of auto racing. You have to be 100% trash to think this is true racing: A bunch of losers driving around in an OVAL with soft banked turns. For the love of God you ignorant inbred bastards, watch F1 or IRC to have an idea what a REAL car race is like.

I'd bet my house that any of the "pilots" of NASCAR would get his lard ass handed to him at either of those series.

I watched 5 minutes of a NASCAR race. What an insult to car racing. I want my 5 minutes back,

by NASCAR is for rednecks July 25, 2004

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by globgoglabgolabshwabbildibblle March 6, 2021

nascar

WE'RE TURNING LEFT!!!!

southern accented nascar driver:

WE'RE TURNING LEFT!!!!

by potweedope February 22, 2009

nascar knuckledragger

Any fan of the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Can easily be spotted by their hilariously gaudy NASCAR themed clothing, the NASCAR stickers with which they emblazon their overpowered vehicles, their overly aggressive driving, their mustaches (on both men and women) and their eyes, which are unnaturally close together due to inbreeding. They tend to parrot right wing views but can rarely be bothered to actually vote.

I'm really worried about my sister; her new bofriend is a real NASCAR knuckledragger.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

nascar

Nascar is one of the more pointless "sports" in America.

The reason most nascar fans are republican is you have to be a moron to enjoy watching cars drives in circles.

by Juan Gomez May 10, 2005

NASCAR

A so-called sport in which the most physical activity involved is turning the steering wheel left for four hours. That's all there is to it, no skill whatsoever. And if the driver turns right, a crash occurs.

Highly favored by the lower class redneck person, who would rather spend his tax return on getting into the Daytona 500 and watching rednecks drive their billboard-cover cars in an oval than buy some decent clothing for his/her family.

Hey Darrell! Quit duct taping the whole damn porch down and watch some NASCAR with us!

by Deathgrind > you January 1, 2008

Nascar

A game in which rednecks compete to see who can drive a car around in a large oval over and over in the least amount of time. For some reason, this is supposed to be fun to watch.

"Gawdayum it, don'tchoo make fun of that thar Nascar or I'll kick yur aiyss!"

by Hell Mantra April 10, 2006