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wisconsin needle dick

A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.
Hey man, are you fixin' to come to my house to play some Wisconsin Needle dick?
by Mentilman October 4, 2016
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square needle cure

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!
by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017
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bee needle

a stinger of a bee. alternative to “bee horn” or “stinger
person: ouch i got stung by a bee needle
dumb stupid person: you mean a stinger
person: no fuck off it’s bee needle smh blocked and reported
by beeneedle March 14, 2018
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Death Needle

Death needle aka lethal injection, is what death row inmates receives. It can also mean being used to shoot up drugs that led to death due to an overdose.
by Eagles Are Awesome May 20, 2019
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pine needle sickness

pine needles is a serious illness that affects the scalp. it may cause severe hair fall out. to know if you have pine needle contract a doctor today
I think i may have pine needle sickness should i go to a doctor
by realdocta.com January 6, 2021
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Pauly Needles

A Pauly Needles is a person who claims to be the know all end, end all of all things. He is a one-upper. If you went to Paris, well, he or she went to Monaco & watched F1 racing from the grandstands, which BTW he or she overpaid for the ticket only to watch his or her's beloved Ferrari lose AGAIN to Mercedes or RedBull.

A Pauly Needles will also spend copious amounts of money on drinking the worlds worst beers such as: Rolling Cock (Rock), Steel City, Lite Beers....if there is a Lite he will dirnk it. However, he or she will also call you a pussy for drinking Craft Beers (Note: only if it's craft beers that he or she didn't discover). While calling you a pussy, he or she is pounding back passionate fruit, lemon lime, cherry Truly's or Bud Lite Seltzers.

A night out on the town with a Pauly Needles will be interesting....maybe. If a Pualy Needles is out with the guys or girls, Pauly Needles will be texting all of his exes to meet up so that they can bump some uglies or he can get a blowie. The night will be dull until a Pauly Needles can somehow convince one of these exes to come out and meetup. Most of the time nothing happens for a Pauly Needles. If a Pauly Needles sees a friend about to hook up with someone the Pauly Needle will do everything in it's power to cockblock you. He or she will proudly yell to everyone at the bar: "If I'm not getting laid, NO ONES GETTING LAID!!" as he proceeds to chug his Lite beverage of choice which would make any normal human being puke.
"God Dammit, look at that Pauly Needles cockblocking Wes again! Last time I heard he went home from the bar and broke into Wes' room with a bent fork to stop him from hooking up with a friend. That Pauly Needle sure is a douche-da-douche da douche douche."
by NaptownFL September 24, 2021
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Space Needle

A sexual act where a turd is frozen in a condom and used for anal penetration.
I was at a punk festival in Copenhagen and man, those guys are total wildasses. One guy stuck another guys frozen shit up his ass in a condom, in front of like, 200 people. They were calling it a space needle.
by Mick Bee April 1, 2023
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