Meat Napkin

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

NapkiN

Religion formed by 2 crazy punk guys.

NapkiN PoweR! ... NapkiN un jour, NapkiN toujours.

by StéphaNapkiN July 24, 2003

Napkin Joint

When you can see the pocket of your booty shorts hang below the hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.

tinder boy: “got those shorts with the napkin joints, that means u basic”

girl: “wut”

by peterpan_69 May 29, 2018

Napkin

The best object ever created by man! It’s white, flat, square, easy to use, great at cleaning up the messes you make, and can be found at your local Walmart all day every day!

Alex: hey dude, do you have a napkin I can use? My drink spilled .
Damien: Yeah they’re right next to you.
Alex: Thanks!

by Fleatings May 16, 2020

Bovarian Napkin

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.

If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!

by Perkins Crew June 23, 2009

Rancid Napkin

(N): The underwear you ran in days ago that a girl uses to wipe her face off with after you bust.

A "Rancid Napkin" may be dry or slightly wet, but must emit a foul, rancid odor similar to that of ammonia.

Sorry babe, no towels, but try this!" "Mmmm, rancid napkin!

by RancidDoctor September 2, 2010

Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.

Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin

by kajmagician August 4, 2011