Nut shit

Something crazy like, when a bitch says they eat peanut butter and bologna sandwich with pickle juice with sunflower seeds in it as a drink .

YO that hoe on some nut shit

by Dat-nigga-244 March 21, 2019

nut dunking

To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.

when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......

I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"

by whathisnuts June 18, 2009

nut goo

Slang for male ejaculatory fluid.

It was great, I shot nut goo all over her face!

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

Nut Chowder

Nut Chowder

I invited the homeless ho over for a nice red wine & a piping hot bowl of my freshly ejaculated nut chowder.

by davysprokket May 19, 2016

Nut Case

Crazy Person

I wouldn't date Jane. She's a total Nut Case!

by Infinite Voyage December 5, 2011

Nut Hand

The hand that you use for masturbating.

Chris: I use my left hand as my nut hand, even though I'm a righty.
Brett: Weirdo. I'm righty and my right hand is my nut hand.
Bri: I can use either hand as a nut hand.
Sarah: I don't have a nut hand.
Ashley: STFU.

by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014

nut time

The last five seconds before you reach an orgasm.

Damn. This pussy feels good...I cant hold it...nut time...!

by fruit.juice May 16, 2015