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Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
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A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60

this is used if you want to start a new life

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60
by PGtips_drinker August 30, 2022
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Covid filter

The protective discomfort that comes from viewing pre-Covid television shows and movies through the lens of currently necessary social/physical distancing and mask-wearing. Feeling distracted or distressed by characters that share food and drinks, talk closely, don't distance or wear masks.
I had a hard time turning off my Covid filter when watching Dirty Dancing. Everybody was just too close together and breathing each other's air.
by cchat November 21, 2020
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The Filter Feeder

A military punishment in which a shower trough is plugged and flooded, and then a full platoon is required to ejaculate into the flooded shower. The individual being punished must then suck in the water through their teeth, filtering the semen from the water. The punishment is complete when the water passes a black light examination and is cum free.
PFC Lesiecki only took 6 hours and 17 minutes to complete the filter feeder punishment. It’s a new record!!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 23, 2025
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poop filter

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews
"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017
by FlashlightMemelord January 5, 2018
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Filter Threshold

The threshold of information you are willing to tell someone.

Public = Highest

Friend = Middle

Double Bestest Buddy = Lowest
Most of my friends have a high Filter Threshold. Marigold doesn't though.
by Wuadada November 25, 2009
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filters on 100

When someone has the maximum effects of filters on (social media). It can also be used in the singular “filter” way as an expression.
I see you have your filters on 100.

It is very noticeable to me that you have a filter on 100.

Filters on 💯… take it down a notch, you’re delulu
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
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