Nasal Spray

While a woman is giving you a blowjob, the male quickly pulls out and cums in her nose.

"last night i gave my woman a nasal spray"

by 331 tittysprinkle December 6, 2009

whimpy nasal bronch

an insult meaning, because of a constantly congested nose, your voice sounds like a termite flatulating

or

you use this condition as an excuse

"You are a whimpy nasal bronch!"

by JAMAL May 31, 2003

Nasal

To have sex by stick a dick/dildo into the nostral of male/female.. a very uncommom interesting way to make love.

"Hey Paige we had great nasal last night"

by Nasalsexuallyactive. July 24, 2009

Nasal Ninjas

People who can smell the tiniest little atomic trace of weed

John : Shit man , my probation officer smelt the weed i smoked a few nights ago ...

Marc : fucking nasal ninjas

by mrweed420 December 27, 2009

Nasal Olympics

Where you use your nose to balance or hold things with....
Fern Cotton has big nostrils, NOT AS BIG AS MINE THO!!!
These bad boys can do anything... :D

50p Up the Left n 2x2p coins in tha other....
Nasal Olympics...
Clipper lighter in both nostrils...

by Chlo' November 22, 2010

Nasal vestibule

The space where safe nose-picking occurs.

Scotty, "Did you hear about Dave?"

Corey, "Yeah man, he was digging for gold past the nasal vestibule and gave himself a bloody nose."

by Tica19 April 30, 2011

nasal blasm

A Nasal Blasm is when you are about to sneeze, and someone says or does something that makes you look up and accidentally sneeze directly into their face.

Bob- "Hey, Bill"

Bill- ::startled sneeze in Bob's facehole::
Bill- "...Sorry about the nasal blasm, dude. Did you want something?"

Bob- "...Maybe a tissue and a bottle of bleach."

by LMichelle January 3, 2013