Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.

Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!

Mystery Weed by Xan Plan February 4, 2022

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mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.

Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart

mystery shart by broomstick handle March 16, 2022

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Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

Mystery Assignment by hi1923 October 17, 2022

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Mystery WAP

The genitals of an unfamiliar woman someone hooks up with.

Joe: Dude, so how was that mystery WAP?
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!

Mystery WAP by MerriamWebsterOfficial17 June 30, 2023

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mystery box

A collection of items, usually linked by brand or product type. They became popular since the 2010s.

Although they can be bought online, it is very easy to make a mystery box that contains items you have bought and sent it to someone.

My friend sent me a mystery box that contained Nike sneakers - Someone getting a mystery box of expensive shoes

mystery box by Ryan900USAYT August 27, 2023

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Mystery liquid

something you should never. EVER. drink. If you drink it, you will probably die.

guy 1: don't drink that mystery liquid!
guy 2: I wasn't gonna, retard.

Mystery liquid by SailorJazzy<3 September 20, 2023

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mystery mile

The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc

Awe man I have to shave my mystery mile before my date so Sarah can toss my salad

mystery mile by GangGang2100 November 22, 2024

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