ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public

John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall

by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014

Friendly muttonchop

The act of cooking and eating a sheep that was previously your lover, usually served at a large meal

I can't believe Tom served the friendly muttonchops at thanksgiving

by Kntryson May 18, 2017

Russian mittens

Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts

This girl is a freak. . she said give me the russian mittens

by Jon von hugendong May 19, 2018

The mitten

Another name for Michigan

Yea foo, I’m from the mitten

by Omwtgyb December 7, 2018

Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

Sandy Mutton

This is the part of a female that is used for reproduction vagina. It is described like this when the female has the STD called Blue waffle. It is also used to describe when someone is punching sand with a piece of mutton.

“Look at Emily, I have heard she has a sandy mutton”. “Nathan went to the desert and brought back sandy mutton”.

by Laghmani fam February 29, 2020

Tobias Mutton

Tobias Mutton is a very circular man who is very experienced in all of the positions especially the "Slovakian traffic cone"position. Tobias only has 1 inch penis but quality over quantity and that is certainly true with his penis as it thrusts deep into Lucas masons ass. He's a beast above men and asserts his dominance over trannies and prostitutes.

Wow is that Tobias Mutton I would let him perform Slovakian traffic cone on my tight little asshole

by tobiaslover69 November 8, 2023