The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).

"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."

mushrooming by Mo'$ the 2nd June 5, 2005

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mushroom head

another word for penis or bell endlike a mushroom

1)look at my mushroom head its huge!
2)search google images mushroom head for more details

mushroom head by alex October 22, 2004

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The Mushroom

A nickname for a super fun person because they are a fungi

Paul is the mushroom he is so funny and cool to hang out with.

The Mushroom by The mushroom August 19, 2020

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mushroom-shaped welt

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.

Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.

mushroom-shaped welt by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004

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