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Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.
Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
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'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''
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Austin Murray

A sweet and loving guy, he will be there whenever you need him. He can be socially awkward but thats what makes him himself. He is sweet, hot and very caring, if you have an Austin Murray, never let him go.
Girl 1: Austin Murray is so cute and caring.
Girl 2: I know, i wish i had myself an Austin Murray.
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Murray peters

A blonde cool trapper. Sells carts and hella weed
Yo bro do you wanna get geeked? Hell yeah! Let’s call Murray Peters!
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jordan murray

a girl who is really cool and is pretty and beautiful and smart and everyone loves her!!
wow you are like a jordan murray, pretty cool!!!
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Jordan Murray

Fuck Jordan Murray is an absolute dickhead...
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Murray

"Ugh. We have a lecture today in Chem."
"I can't handle listening to another lecture."
"Let's pull a Murray and chill in the library."
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leah elizabeth murray

A Leah Elizabeth Murray is the most important person you could ever stumble upon, she is tall and gorgeous and her hair is like no other. She has a series of freckles that run down her arms, one specific cluster looking like the constellation Cancer, which is truly the most extraordinary feature any human could have.

She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.

The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.

You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Elizabeth Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.

You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Elizabeth Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbf but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here please forever she my fav
person 1: “is that Leah Elizabeth Murray?”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and looks she’s got the short one beside her!”

megan: “oi.”
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