Munt

The strange and disgusting substance left dried on a man or woman's fingers (and/or under the fingernails), after a heavy session of digitally stimulating a vagina. Has been described as smelling like a musty fish market.

'Yo Ali bro, I fingered Diana all of last night and now I can't wash the munt off my hands'

'Hey bro! Smell the munt from this bird last night! Proper wiffer'

'That bitch must have been some kind of shaman, coz two showers and the munt won't go'

'All that finger blasting got my fingernails covered in munt'

by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018

Mentula

The Latin word for penis (that is not penis). But more like a euphemism for it (e.g. cock, dick, etc...), as the word itself is a pun because it is resemblant to the word "mentis", which refers to the mind, and coincidently with the word "menta", a transliterated Ancient Greek loan word meaning mint stalk.

Guy #1: Yo brah! My mentula is tumescent, man!
Guy #2: Uhhh... what?
Guy #1: I know, right‽
Guy #2: Ok, first off, I don't know you. Secondly, what is a mentula and how do I get one?

by MJCOXV July 8, 2020

Hugh Mungus

a man named Hugh who possesses a humongous cock

"wow, look at his cock he must be Hugh Mungus"

by kakapapa September 5, 2016

Munt

To vomit profusely.

I got drunk and took a flying munt out of the car window.

by Aqualung September 11, 2003

munt boots

Fur topped sheepkin footwear, orinally started by the Ugg boot, worn all year long by Chavs with inappropriate dress sense

Hey Ian look at that Chav wearing munt boots in the middle of summer! What a munter!

by Andrew Lidstone November 5, 2007

Mungulated

Anything mutated beyond repair.

"Since playing with that chainsaw, my bloodied finger is mungulated!"

"Corinne has got the most horribly mungulated face!"

by Jinjus August 9, 2007

mantucky

A small farm town in Illinois named Mansfield. At one time most of the residents had relocated there from Kentucky. Hence the nickname “Mantucky.”

Y’ant to go up to Mantucky tonight to the tracta pulls? They oughta be some fat chics with tattoos hangin there.

by Pull My Fanger January 6, 2018