Scat muncher

1) Someone who consumes feces for sexual arousal.

See Rush Limbaugh

For someone who will never get laid, Dan certainly is the biggest scat muncher I know!

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

couch muncher

A couch muncher is a person who takes up the whole couch while munching on tostitos or other assorted brand name chips. The couch muncher does not proceed to get up when asked.

Kayla would not get her fat ass off the couch, fucking couch muncher!!

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

ass munch

An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence.

Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter assmunch.

by NB March 12, 2003

Munch my snunch

its like when a guy says "suck my dick" except its for a girl to say.

my manager told me if i dont stop yelling stuff hed write me up so i said, " munch my snunch bitch!" Indeed.

by The Brook Metcalf January 9, 2008

Munchie Syndrome

The state of being really fucking hungry for no apparent reason, without the use of weed which causes the munchies.

Kid #1: Dude, i'm so fucking hungry, and i don't know why?

Kid #2: Did you smoke any pot today?

Kid #1: Nah.

Kid #2: It must be munchie syndrome.

by Mr. Pothead January 3, 2010

Munchies Shit

The giant dry shit you have the day after smoking weed due to the amount of food you ate when you had the munchies.

'I just had the biggest munchies shit ever I'm never gonna eat that much again'
"I love those but they always seem to hang there and stretch you in half"

by Munchies Shit January 11, 2017

pocket munch

when your blackberry with the screen muncher app munches at an inappropriate time, and the chewing noise made from said app draws attention from all around.

*pocket munch occurs*

teacher: what was that!
kid 1: oh that was just jacks blackberry pocket munching
jack: god damn it..

by dondeestawaldo May 27, 2011