Michigan

The state where it can be a 70 degree, beautiful, sunny day on one day, and the very next can be a 45 degree rainy day. Also, it's almost impossible to find a job, due to the state being overrun by fucking idiots(Fuck you Granholm.). Other than that, Michigan is pretty sweet. It has the best sports teams - Tigers, Pistons, Red Wings, and - well, the Lions, yeah, they may suck, but we still love em.

Realistic info:
Largest city is Detroit. Capital is Lansing.

Other notable cities
Flint
Grand Rapids
Battle Creek
Troy
Westland
Wayne
Ypsilanti
Ann Arbor
Auburn Hills

and plenty more.

Day 1: damn, it's nice outside. let's go play some baseball.
Day 2: shit, it's rainy as hell... ain't that a bitch! plus i need to go find a job. Oh well. I'll just chill and watch the tigers kill the white sox, the pistons fuck up the bulls, and the red wings murder any team that comes in their way. Also I will watch the Lions job to any team.
Day 3: 100 degrees... fuck! plus Im goin to Detroit for the tigers game! better bring the spf 3000!

michigan > your state

by Jordan Stevens May 25, 2007

michigan

One of the United States of America, 26th in the Union, with the longest freshwater shoreline in the entire world. Also, a person is never more than 6 miles from a natural water source, nor 85 miles from one of the Great Lakes. And most importantly, despite our tendency to truncate words, our accent forms what is called the "General American" dialect, or the one considered accent-less by the most people (although we do have some fun with words). Apparently, for people who can't spell, there are 23 different ways the residents of our state choose to spell its name. For what truly defines this state, I refer you below:

In MICHIGAN we have two seasons: WINTER, and CONSTRUCTION. 60 degree TEMPACHUR is occasion for shorts, T-shirts, and maybe a swim. We head UP NORTH to THE COTTAGE, which is anywhere north of the state's middle. The cottage is either some disintegrating cabin in the middle of BFE where we go to play EUCHRE, get drunk and THEN shoot deer; or it's a beach house that sleeps 22 and has its own marina. THE BEACH is Lake Michigan. THE LAKE is whichever Great Lake you are closest to. THE BRIDGE is MACKINAC and never ever pronounced "Mackinack." We have CIDDIES like GRARAPIDS, DihTROIH, Pah-NEEACK, BADDLE CRICK, an AnNARBOR. After coming home from THE PLANT we park our CAHRR in the GRAAGE and then pull A COLE ONE outta the FRIGERRAIDER. Otherwise we STAHP by the SEVENuhLeven an gedduh PAHP. Soda is something you bake with. We eat a SAMWICH, drink MELK, and have SHERBERT for dessert. We make a MICHIGAN LEFT and pass on the RIGHT. Driving the SPEED LIMIT warrants road rage. We blast through RUSH HOUR traffic at 85 mph past state troopers because they are looking for the guys doing 100. If we get pulled over we go to the SECRETARIAHSTATE. Our state bird is the MUSKEEDA which has been known to carry away cats and even small children. G's in verbs are always silent, R's are always hard, and we end our sentences with a PREPOSITION, like. T's in the middle of a word and not supported by another consonant are pronounced like a D, and when coupled with an "N", they get dropped like the useless energy-wasting consonants that they are.
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by Tim The Toolman Taylor March 29, 2008

Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006

Taylor Michigan

A small minded, downriver community or diverse people who are mostly white trash. Nobody ever gets out, therefore they succumb to years of dumbing down by washed up high school jocks who hang out at shitty bars like Malarkies or Mallies.

Man, I sure hated growing up in Taylor Michigan.

by MJTBurning August 8, 2008

Ichi Michi

When a swarm of Jello-O craving midgets fight till the death using plastic silverware while dressed in homemade loinclothes for that last, star-shaped Jell-O Jiggler

Is Bill Cosby on strike? There seems to be an Ichi Michi going on between those midgets! HWHAT!!!!!!!

by Ashley, Emmy, Kurstin May 5, 2004

Sex Munchies

The appetite worked up from having rough, energy-consuming sex.

Damn, you fucked me so hard, I got the sex munchies now.

Or
Okay now that we're done having sex, I'm starving. I totally have the sex munchies.

by Jmtmnt March 3, 2015

Munchies

N.

1. The sudden urge to eat junk foods after consuming (either by smoking or ingesting) cannabis/marijuana, usually accompanied by cotton mouth. The effect isn't necessarily hunger, instead the idea of food drifts into the stoner's mind.

2. A popular brand of snack food. Eaten mostly when one has the real munchies after smoking a bowl of dro.

1.
Guy 1: Maaaan, Joe is so pissed at me. He picked up an eighth of some dank last weekend, I passed out for about an hour, then I woke up and ate up everything in his kitchen.
Guy 2: Damn dude, sounds like you had some badass munchies.

2.
Guy 1: Man, I got the munchies like a mo' fucker.
Guy 2: So do I dude.
Guy 1: Hey look at that food rack over there. What's in there?
Guy 2: All I can see is that bag of munchies over there.
Guy 1: Let's get some, they look really good.

*Guy 2 begins nearing the rack, he immediately forgets what he was about to do, then procedes to ponder the great mysteries of life in the middle of Bi-Lo*

by Sionysus February 7, 2009