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Muff Teeves

Muff Teeves

Noun

1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.

2. Outrageous slayer of poon.

3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.
William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?

John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.

Suh: Yee.
by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009
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Velveteen Muff

An all-girl pop/punk/rock band whose lyrics are funny yet non-offensive. They have no talent but are still very lovable due to the fact that they are cute and fun loving girls.
That band is truly Velveteen Muff. They can't play but I still like watching them try.
by Damn Mandy June 4, 2007
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Power Muff

A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).
Dude, I love to watch my junk disappear in her power muff when we're dry humping.
by Bebebox January 8, 2012
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muff muncher

I licked her pussy so i am a muff muncher.
by Kiy September 8, 2007
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muff cabbage

1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!

Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!

Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
by girlofglycerine October 16, 2010
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Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.
As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."
by MrZero May 18, 2009
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bum muff

the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus
"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"

"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"
by mcfierce September 1, 2008
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