angst-monger

One who thinks s/he is deep in saying that the world is a sad depressing place. Angst-mongers are those trying to be cool by acting depressed. Often occurs in stupid teens like me.

Teenager-Life sux lotzzzzz
Smartone-GET AWAY FROM ME U STUPID ANGST-MONGER!! DONT SPREAD ANY OF YOUR ANGSTY FAKENESS ON ME!

by the unangstly April 8, 2004

Gooch Monger

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"

"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."

by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010

MONGED

The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system

A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all

by breny January 18, 2005

Mungerfish

A bully or unpleasant person.

Oi! Take that kids head out of the toilet! YOU! Mungerfish.

by THE MAN ON A MISSION September 1, 2016

mongeela

Half animal half child. Can be cuddly or feral. Very smart but can also act like they’re on the spectrum.

Relax! You’re really acting like a Mongeela!

by Mongeela February 17, 2018

moonge

The type of person that is undeniably stupid.

Tamara you’re such a moonge.

by The moonges February 27, 2018

mongelico

A cocktail that is made up of Frangelico and Monster Energy Drink.

BARKEEP: WHAT CAN I GET YOU TO DRINK?

BAR PATRON: I'LL TAKE A DELICIOUS MONGELICO, THE DRINK OF THE KINGS.

by pocketmaster6969 February 8, 2020