A text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: "are you awake?".
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".
usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".
usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.
by blackpinky March 2, 2009
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Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...
*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.
*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.
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'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'
'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'
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Get the rod massage mug.A moderately big town with a small-town mentality. Awash with stoners, fake ghetto people, scene kids, and the occasional nerd. You want to go get stoned? Onset's the place for you. Party till midnight? Shang's where it's at. Wareham is right before the Cape, so all the lovely (stupid) tourists drive right through. Most kids at the middle/high schools seem to think it's their God-given right to mouth off, while the rest of us wonder why their parent's didn't use a condom. Never move here. You won't be able to claw your way out.
Middle Schooler: I'm so quetto with my 394393 inbred cousins and my lack of spelling skills AND I GOT SWAG.
Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.
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