mosquitos

The assholes of Nature.

1. aye, whats that sound
2. which sound?
1. this squeeking high sound
2. oh thats a flying asshole
1. ohhhh mosquitos

by ruffy123 March 28, 2022

mosquitos

number 1 most annoying thing in the universe

darn these mosquitos

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 7, 2022

Mosquito

These little fuck heads will ruin your life in many ways like biting, and… Jeremy where did the list go?

Jeremy: I DONT KNOW WHAT A MOSQUITO IS BITCH

by Emo-bitch February 25, 2022

Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw

Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!

by Ret-V April 29, 2021

Mosquito Day

The day humanity tries to kill as much mosquitos as possible on this day

~Yo dude, i killed 23 mosquitos today
-Why would you do that?
~Its mosquito day!

by UZUMAK! June 1, 2021

Mosquito

Forbidden fruit gushers...

I'm about to eat a forbidden fruit gusher. (mosquito)

by FancaySpeve June 2, 2021

Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.

"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"

by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024