mosquito

Ass hole that is more annoying than that one kid in school who's only dialogue is "gay" when you interact with it.

I was having a nice day until a mosquito bit me. What an asshole.

by hasdu July 5, 2014

mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock

P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.

by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018

Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.

"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"

by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024

Drama Mosquito

A person who flocks to drama or tries to cause drama over a small event

"All I did was say I dont think Donald Trump is the best president and now I have drama mosquito over here yelling at me over it"

by Green OakTM February 4, 2017

Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014

mosquito

a little piece of shit bitch. the species has to be burnt and exterminated

person 1:" come here you piiece of shit"
mosquito:" zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

by stella_uwu_uwu_666 December 20, 2021

mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.

Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!

by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019