MAD_MORON 

the best wattpad author of all time no cap

"Hey bestie you should totally go read MAD_MORON on wattpad she's fucking phenominal"
"Bestie I'm already six steps ahead. I've been reading her stories for the past six months"
"Nice one"

MAD_MORON by Yazluhz06 June 14, 2021

oxy moron

two words in a phrase that are opposites

millitary intellegence

canadian army

british honor

honor among thieves

living dead

jumbo shrimp

TOP 51 OXY MORONS
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51. Friendly Fire
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance

And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . .

1. Microsoft Works

oxy moron by shawn im so kool October 28, 2005

UD moron

A person who abuses the system on Urban Dictionary,by doing any of the following things:

1.Writing definiations for the purpose of causing offence to a person or people

2.People who make up words in five seconds and put them on Urban Dictionary to try and pass it off as common slang

3.People who give definitions on Urban Dictionary the thumbs-down,even though the definition is absoloutely true.

Dude,WTF is up with you?Why'd you give that soad def the thumbs down?Soad DOES stand for System of a Down!Jesus,you're such a UD moron!

UD moron by Never-you-mind November 3, 2007

dumbhead moron

Someone who uses words such as gurl instead of girl, boi instead of boy, and other really retarded and lazy stuff like that.
Sort of similar to lazy freak

All dumbhead morons should be kicked off of the internet from this second on for the rest of eternity.

dumbhead moron by dref said right June 10, 2004

Typhoid Moron 

Typhoid moron, A person who allows there own stupidity to put others in the path of a harmful or fatal contagious disease.

Because of Typhoid moron's need to have a rally in Tulsa today, six staffers have contracted Corona virus.

Typhoid Moron by MisanthropyFTW June 20, 2020

Physical Moron 

Victorian era English for the term retard.

“Brace a man while he’s grooming himself, hope the intimacy makes him feel vulnerable. An admirable tactic, Bryan. You must think I’m a physical moron. That’s Victorian for retard, understand? You want me to testify against my son, at my peril, and you don’t even tender the reach-around of immunity?”

Physical Moron by theGuyWhoLikeDefinitions July 24, 2023

Toad Jar Moron 

When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...

*Everyone is just minding themselves*

Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"

Nobody responds.

Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.

After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.

Toad Jar Moron by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022