2 monkeys fucking a football

It look like shit

It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football

by Donevin_is_sex_slave September 7, 2016

spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off

yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!

by banky11 October 11, 2006

Tit monkeys

Women who flash breast and cleavage in the media for purposes of commercial allure or professional or political advantage

Those chicks on that late show last night were total tit monkeys.

by Scatman Jack October 22, 2008

Sweet Monkeys

It is a term of epic awsomeness. Its meaning similiar to that of the term "Thats Cool" or "awsome". The correct response to some one saying sweet monkeys is "in a blender".

"hey man, heres the $50 i owe you." "Sweet Monkeys!" "In a blender."

by Myke Lewis February 22, 2010

when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.

I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.

by jsd9632 February 21, 2012

woot-monkeys!

An exclamation of joy which dorky computer nerds use when playing Magic, Barstard, or video games.

"I'm out."
"Woot-monkeys!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 6, 2005

sea monkeys

the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.

If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?

by Sluggo January 13, 2003