Money 

When women try to come up with something just as sexist as 'dishwasher' to get men that didnt do anything mad so they call them, 'money.'

Tracey: "Hey that bill over there is such a money."
Nill: "Wait isn't that just as sexist as dishwasher?"
Tracey: "Shut up bitch, no one treats us feminists like equals

Money by ARandomGuy96 January 23, 2021

Money 

Money, is a term for currency, like euros, dollars, pounds etc

“I have a lot of money”

Money by gskscsuvabsgekavjduajcakgeisb April 23, 2021

Money 

A pice of paper that we give value to

I work for money

Money by iLoveBakugo June 16, 2021

money 

mr beast.

money,mr beast it adds up

money by F2 June 26, 2021

money 

money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.

Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!

3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

money by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021

Money 

The only problem that I'm struggling on

It's because you need to work hard just for money.
Yes. Work HARD.

Money by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 9, 2021

Money 

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.

Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.

Money by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021