A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.
by Meadophile September 29, 2009
Get the Moist Willymug. The Moist Board is an Internet bulletin board where cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiasts of science fiction post their fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of a wide variety of sci-fi works.
The ‘Moisties’, or members of the Moist Board, are a lively, freewheeling, eclectic group, originally brought together by a mysterious figure using the nom de web ‘Stallion Cornell’. The origins of many of the Moisties are shrouded in myth, however, it is an established fact that even discussing a possible connection between a Moistie and the Illuminati is a bannable offense on their bulletin board.
While widely highly regarded and respected among the other members of the Internet’s sci-fi community, the Moisties are not without their eccentricities, that include: a pathological revulsion of the word ‘cockatiel’, near reverence for David Hasselhoff, and the arcane ability to hack cell phones.
The ‘Moisties’, or members of the Moist Board, are a lively, freewheeling, eclectic group, originally brought together by a mysterious figure using the nom de web ‘Stallion Cornell’. The origins of many of the Moisties are shrouded in myth, however, it is an established fact that even discussing a possible connection between a Moistie and the Illuminati is a bannable offense on their bulletin board.
While widely highly regarded and respected among the other members of the Internet’s sci-fi community, the Moisties are not without their eccentricities, that include: a pathological revulsion of the word ‘cockatiel’, near reverence for David Hasselhoff, and the arcane ability to hack cell phones.
Did you read Stallion Cornell’s last review of Battlestar Galactica on the Moist Board? I don’t know who he is, but that guy really knows what he’s talking about!
by AuntyMouse April 23, 2009
Get the Moist Boardmug. by joe blow November 11, 2004
Get the moist joycemug. by Salty Skillz July 29, 2008
Get the moist surroundmug. when having sexual intercourse you use a dollop of gravy as lube and you stick your penis in her bum
dude i moist turkeyed the shit out of your mom the night before thanksgiving. maybe thats why the turkey smelled like fish..
by Raskal64bra November 25, 2010
Get the moist turkeymug. between two males; when male a pees on the foot of male b and then male b inserts his now moist foot into male a's but hole or mouth if chosen
by ghosh November 24, 2006
Get the the moist margretmug. it is when you ejaculate on to your partner"s chest and begin to rub it in with your penis such as spreading butter on toast
by VillanKid November 7, 2010
Get the moist toastmug.