moist jessie

Is when you bend your leg up to your butt and insert you big toe in your ass hitting your g-spot
I'm gonna go home, get a shower and then give myself a moist Jessie.
by Justnotright December 04, 2014
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uptuck

where an adolescent male gets a raging boner at the wrong time and has to tuck the enlarged member in his belt and pull his shirt over it to hide it.
today in math class i got a huge boner looking at Mrs. Smith, i had to pull the uptuck.
by justnotright June 17, 2005
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