Mittes or Moobs

Man titties

Person: do you have man tittes?

Person: no I have mittes or moobs.

by Hiitshaylo March 21, 2022

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting
Synonym of brick

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Clit Mitt

A woman who is about to have sex with someone but is blocked by a third person (usually a jealous friend) equivalent to a cunt stunt

Terrisia: Oh mah god Jenna, Ella just completely clit mitt me from that guy
Jenna: Aw you poor thing. Let's go take down that crazy jealous bitch.

by illhaveboobswithasideofboobs February 16, 2015

both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

by slette July 20, 2017

Dirt Mitt

Ones buttox hole

Johnny stuck it in her dirt mitt

by tgodboi December 4, 2010

mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”

Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man

by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024

dj the mitt

The act of spinning the pussy like a DJ spins the track but must be expressed in that form otherwise it's only fingerbanging.

"Hey bud what's up?" "Her and I just laid down I'm about to go DJ the mitt I'll catch you later"

by Dabailey March 15, 2017