Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters

Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!

by Tastyslag May 29, 2019

pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.

1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.

by Jerm31 December 9, 2008

Misted

when someone dies or gets hurt badly. referencing the term "pink mist"

"i was playing halo with my little brother the other day he got totally misted"

by jucebx March 5, 2021

poose mist

a wet or juicy queef

man i just made my girl poose mist!

by milfs.and.cookies January 7, 2023

Femur Mist

When a man's leg is blown to bits.

"Too bad that man's leg was made Femur Mist when he stepped on that landmine, could of pulled some info from em'"

by D-16451 May 10, 2020

Daddy-in-the-mist

It is a name for someone who has such a strong vibe off them that there is a physical change or difference, like the air shifting when someone walks into a room.

Person 1: you know how Derek is a daddy-in-the-mist?

Person 2: yeah?

by Chuckmer04 October 28, 2024

The Devil's Mist

When the male penis omits a multi-directional stream of urine, often at an inopportune time. The Devil's Mist is likely to drench everything, completely missing the entire bowl of the toilet.

"I was so exhausted I enjoyed a Cowboy Breakfast and passed out; when I woke up, I went to "drain the eel", and pissed all over the bathroom - the Devil's Mist strikes again!"

"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."

"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"

by Edgar Christianson May 19, 2023