Magical Mister Mistoffelees

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.

After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.

by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012

coffee misery

Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage

"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."

by iknowthingsyoudont June 14, 2014

lil mister

The realest motherfucker to step foot on planet earth, probably somewhere longstroking your sister.

"Lil mister bags all the hoes"

by Websters true dictionary December 6, 2016

Cathy Bates from Misery

To drag down a loved one for your own personal gain, as did Cathy Bates in the movie "Misery".

Damn girl, you told Ben you were pregnant so he'd stay with you? That's some straight up Cathy Bates from Misery shit!

by 0/0\0 August 9, 2008

anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 17, 2010

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Your sister a mister

The only insult worse than your granny tranny.

Dave: Your mom gay
Dan: Your dad lesbian
*Dave dies inside*
Dave: don't make me do this
Dan: try me bitch
Dave: your granny tranny
*Dan explodes*
*Dan's ghost comes back*
Dan's ghost: Your sister a mister
*The entire universe collapses and everybody dies*

by Pronas March 12, 2018