A BUNCH OF YOUNG, WHITE , WANNA BE GANGSTER TYPES THAT PRIDE THEMSELVES WITH RACIAL BASHING AMONG OTHER MINDLESS DRIBBLE. THAT ONLY PROVES HOW IGNORENT AND UNCIVILIZED THEY ARE. MOSTLY FOUND IN THE ROCHESTER MN. AREA. AKA MINNESOTA MIDGET DICKS- OR MMD'S
MMD#1- HEY LETS PILLAGE THAT SMALL BLACK BOY TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT BAD ASS'S WE ARE MMD#2- OK, BUT WHAT IF HE KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF US? MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST HOLLER SOME RACIAL SLURRS AT HIM AND RUN LIKE HELL. MMD#1- YEAH YOUR RIGHT, LETS JUST GO JERK EACH OTHER OFF AND WE'LL JUST SAY WE KICKED HIS ASS CAUSE WE ARE THE MINNESOTA MAFIA.
by WILLIAM DUANE SHATNER February 5, 2010
Get the MINNESOTA MAFIA mug.A city with a population of around 90,000. Minorities beware: Duluth hates you. Even as a mix, I didn't get by. The water there kicks ass, it's so pure. The youth is a depressing sight because they've all become victim to mindless trends, social habits, and lifestyles (such as the unbelievably successive Emo-life), except for a select few, such as James Ross. There is a White Castle at the edge of Duluth on the way to Minneapolis, which is a must. Duluth is known for notable amounts of snow and very cold weather. Sailing is popular, and in the winter, Icefishing. Unforunately, Duluth rubs shoulders with Superior, the ultimate ghetto of Wisconsin.
Duluth bears the first granitoid-paved streets in Minnesota, whatever granitoid is. The city has gained recognition among other northern cities in the state for having surprisingly good Tennis and Football teams.
The public school systems don't seem to care much about there students, to name a couple of those schools, there's Congdon, and East High School. The public schools are the bottom of the line. At East, while attempting to get to a class, expect some insecure jock to pick you off your feet and haul you to the locker room where you will experience the most brutal anal rape of your life. There are a couple decent private schools, such as Summit, and a few catholic schools, like Holy Rosary (known to locals as HORO, and Unholy Rosary to some graduates).Then there's The Marshall School, an outrageously expensive private division, boasting their excellence, while the middle school branch is as good as any other private school's, but employing conservatives, lesbians, treehuggers, dickfaces, child-molesters, racists, and radicals as scholars.
Duluth is(and has been for as long as anyone can remember), divided into an East and West. As in most instances, the East is for the educated, well-mannered, upperclass and upper-middleclass folk (although recently extending to some middle-middleclass citizens), while the West is reserved for the rest. As in most scenarios, if you were brought up in the West,it will be difficult to get out, unless you're in jail.
Typical adolescent hangouts in Duluth include Miller Hill Mall, the new Duluth 10 Cinematic Complex, and bagel cafés.
There is no need to worry about where to eat; nearly all of the restaurants serve good food.
Staying Safe in duluth is easy. About every 5 years, someone gets their car stolen, 75% of the gun owners live out in the boonies, and because of the extreme cold, STDs don't make it through the winter (but don't mark my word on that). Your biggest danger in Duluth is all of the God-damned deer. You'll swear the fucker came out of nowhere.
Duluth bears the first granitoid-paved streets in Minnesota, whatever granitoid is. The city has gained recognition among other northern cities in the state for having surprisingly good Tennis and Football teams.
The public school systems don't seem to care much about there students, to name a couple of those schools, there's Congdon, and East High School. The public schools are the bottom of the line. At East, while attempting to get to a class, expect some insecure jock to pick you off your feet and haul you to the locker room where you will experience the most brutal anal rape of your life. There are a couple decent private schools, such as Summit, and a few catholic schools, like Holy Rosary (known to locals as HORO, and Unholy Rosary to some graduates).Then there's The Marshall School, an outrageously expensive private division, boasting their excellence, while the middle school branch is as good as any other private school's, but employing conservatives, lesbians, treehuggers, dickfaces, child-molesters, racists, and radicals as scholars.
Duluth is(and has been for as long as anyone can remember), divided into an East and West. As in most instances, the East is for the educated, well-mannered, upperclass and upper-middleclass folk (although recently extending to some middle-middleclass citizens), while the West is reserved for the rest. As in most scenarios, if you were brought up in the West,it will be difficult to get out, unless you're in jail.
Typical adolescent hangouts in Duluth include Miller Hill Mall, the new Duluth 10 Cinematic Complex, and bagel cafés.
There is no need to worry about where to eat; nearly all of the restaurants serve good food.
Staying Safe in duluth is easy. About every 5 years, someone gets their car stolen, 75% of the gun owners live out in the boonies, and because of the extreme cold, STDs don't make it through the winter (but don't mark my word on that). Your biggest danger in Duluth is all of the God-damned deer. You'll swear the fucker came out of nowhere.
Wisconsin Guy 1 - "Hey man, wanna cross over to Duluth, Minnesota and freeze our asses off?"
Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Oh yeah man, for sure."
Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Ahem... I mean, Oh ya."
Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Oh yeah man, for sure."
Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Ahem... I mean, Oh ya."
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sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.
Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.
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I broke into the dairy building and got some Minnesota Butter-Skull from Princess Kay of the Milky Way.
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She got pulled over again, but she just gave the cop some good Minnesota eyes, and he ripped up the ticket. Seems like she's given Minnesota eyes to half the force by now.
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Dude i got totally Minnesota mind fucked last night when i saw ten chicks having an orgy on my front lawn
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