Mammory-lock

The resulting fixation when someone with a nice or just particularly large pair of tits enters your immediate vicinity. Similar to the target-lock of modern laser, heat or radar guided weapons. Can also result from females wearing thin fabrics (sans bra), erect nipples and notable cleavage. Males and Females alike can attain a 'lock-on' status regardless of sexual orientation.

1. Yep, that look on Jason's face is definitely a sign of mammory-lock.

2. The shirt Nicole was wearing made it impossible not to have a mammory-lock-on.

by cman5186 May 2, 2013

mammoth donkey

Large posterior, large backside, or a fat ass.

Look at the mammoth donkey on that hoe.

by donkeyhonky May 21, 2018

wooly mammoth toe

male version of the camel toe but when the guy's nutz are really hairy.

That guy's wooly mammoth toe is showing!

by kingpython March 2, 2011

Woolly Mammoth

A very blonde man who plays the trombone attracted to a very hairy man. Both men are in marching band.

Billy Bob: Jimmy D, you keep me so warm in the winter with your man hair.

Jimmy D: What else are woolly mammoths for?

by BBTM August 27, 2009

wholly mammoth

a depiction of a walrus that is created by using straws in the place of tusks.

also, a large female?? creature who roams cafeterias.

-"omg, why does that wholly mammoth have such large tusks?"
-"they only have industrial sized straws."

by adjkl2 January 8, 2010

Mimo

A girl who goes to Mormon dances, dresses in Mormon clothes, and is just a "nice Mormon girl"... but really isn't Mormon.

Mormon guy: Want to go to a dance with me?
Nonmormon girl (Mimo): Sure!

by Mel May 1, 2006

Wooly Mammoth

A gigantic, hairy penis.

Tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he's got a freaking Wooly Mammoth!

by Frempt November 26, 2009