You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019
Get the Sloppy Miguelmug. He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.
Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel
My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.
Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.
Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021
Get the Miguel Angelmug. He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
Get the José Miguel Gomes Borgesmug. a very horny man
by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. Whoever has a MIguel is very lucky. He is the GOAT. For one, he's patient. Although they would say otherwise, he is patient. He'd wait thousands of years just for the person he loves. Miguel is also a thinker. He likes to think of the smallest and biggest things and make a meaningful question out of them. He's a gentleman. Although he acts goofy a lot of the times, Miguel does not fail to offer his hand to whoever he thinks needs help. He is extremely thoughtful. He'll bring you chocolates and books just because he thought of you. But don't get it wrong, he's not perfect. Miguel makes mistakes a lot of times, but that makes him more human. He's not scared to embrace his mistakes. Miguel is lovable. He does the funniest and silliest that make him seem like a child at times. He loves the sentimental things but at the same time call you out for being cringey for saying something sweet. Finally, he exudes big dick energy.
That's Miguel.
by chumss November 22, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. A faggot
by G_acdadretasu March 7, 2023
Get the Miguelmug.