The act of shutting off the lights in a bathroom while someone is in the act of shitting in a stall. Usually performed at public restrooms. The poor person will have trouble wiping him/herself.
by Brett Rauchwerger January 13, 2008
Get the Midnight Shit mug.Mom walked into her 14 year old boys room, only to find him in his tighty whities, looking at nudy playboy pictures on the computer. That is when she knew he had been midnight wanking.
by JACK123 June 3, 2008
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by joedildo November 14, 2005
Get the captain midnight mug.George: *goes into the kitchen and sees Dan* Why the hell are you eating a salad, a steak, and ice cream at three in the morning?
Dan: It's just a midnight snack...
George: Whatever you say, fat ass.
Dan: It's just a midnight snack...
George: Whatever you say, fat ass.
by Boogiebop July 6, 2008
Get the midnight snack mug.The condition of extreme lack of good judgment that sets in usually after 11 pm and often on a Friday night after working a 12 hour shift and then staying up all night partying or gaming with no regard to your body's extreme physical demand for sleep.
Often characterized by waking up the next day and only having vague recollections of what extremely dirty things you said, did, or items of clothing you took off the night before.
Evidence of recent midnight madness includes an empty 12 pack of Mt. Dew (or an empty 5th), car parked sideways on the lawn, finding someone else's keys in your panties....and the inevitable awkward feeling when you catch your friends or your boss looking at you sideways.
Often characterized by waking up the next day and only having vague recollections of what extremely dirty things you said, did, or items of clothing you took off the night before.
Evidence of recent midnight madness includes an empty 12 pack of Mt. Dew (or an empty 5th), car parked sideways on the lawn, finding someone else's keys in your panties....and the inevitable awkward feeling when you catch your friends or your boss looking at you sideways.
I need a vaccine for Midnight Madness because every time I'm up till 3 am gaming, I get slammed with IM's from love besotted 19 year old boys the next day.
by Ravenne1 August 11, 2009
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Zoe: If I could create one crayon color it would be Midnight Pineapple!
Isa: What in the world would that look like?! Juicy yellow for the lucious fruit...
Isaac: ..but it must be black..or blue because of the midnight shadows?!!
All: CANNOT--COMPUTE--
Isa: What in the world would that look like?! Juicy yellow for the lucious fruit...
Isaac: ..but it must be black..or blue because of the midnight shadows?!!
All: CANNOT--COMPUTE--
by chizzlefoshizzlenizzledizzle November 17, 2010
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Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."
by HerpDerpington1234 July 14, 2011
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