The universal life energy. Can be gained and lost. Obtainable via burgers, beer, seawater, halibut, members of the opposite sex, members of the same sex, sunlight, pills, powders, plants, &etc.
Can be removed by illness, lack of breakfast, "the Captain", and over-work. Excessively low levels results in the condition "LOM": Lack Of Minerals. Results can be tragic.
Can be removed by illness, lack of breakfast, "the Captain", and over-work. Excessively low levels results in the condition "LOM": Lack Of Minerals. Results can be tragic.
"on The Ship, the Captain took all the minerals out of the water for the showers. I had to put a bucket over the side to get some seawater. ya gotta have minerals!"
"that boy's gettin' his minerals!"
"after eating that burger, I felt the minerals flowing through me"
"that boy's gettin' his minerals!"
"after eating that burger, I felt the minerals flowing through me"
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