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minerals

The universal life energy. Can be gained and lost. Obtainable via burgers, beer, seawater, halibut, members of the opposite sex, members of the same sex, sunlight, pills, powders, plants, &etc.

Can be removed by illness, lack of breakfast, "the Captain", and over-work. Excessively low levels results in the condition "LOM": Lack Of Minerals. Results can be tragic.
"on The Ship, the Captain took all the minerals out of the water for the showers. I had to put a bucket over the side to get some seawater. ya gotta have minerals!"

"that boy's gettin' his minerals!"

"after eating that burger, I felt the minerals flowing through me"
by Uncle Carl October 16, 2009
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gold miner

Someone who mines for gold.
Guy: I mine for gold. Like, down in a gold mine. *cough*
by Rogultgot February 10, 2005
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ass miner

the act of using your fingers to dig around in someones ass looking for shit, then scooping out the shit and eating it. ass miner. usually inplyimg both parties are gay men.
john inserts his finger into jeff's ass and scoops out some shit, then john eats it. john is an ass miner. jeff is the ass mine.
by dark bud December 2, 2009
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coal miner

A sexual act when anal fisting a person and then grabbing a turd and pulling out a lump of coal.
when Graham was fisting Pavan he took hold of a black rock and pulled it out! proclaiming himself the worlds greatest coal miner.
by CoxHall Master March 26, 2007
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Mineral Point

a town

in wisconsin
with cows
but no hicks (:
fun-time
a key wrestling town
ex:
We have to play the amazingly powerful Mineral Point Pointers tomorrow! yikes!! (:
by jemmm May 10, 2009
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Coal miner

When a white girl likes only black men...
Stupid coal miners...
by brad mcdaniel March 1, 2003
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vagina miner

A person deeply interested in the study of vaginas and does so through fearless exploration with his meat mallet and other tools of the trade
I am studying to be a full time vagina miner but the jobs are hard to find. I need to expand my cv. Mum can you help?? Or damn he is such a vagina miner I envy that dude!!
by jerry westerby September 28, 2011
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