6ft Midget

A 6ft Midget is someone who claims to be 6ft but is really 5’11, which makes him not tall as 6ft, making him a 6ft midget

Jayden: Hey guys how tall are you?
William: oh I’m 6’1
James: yeah I’m 6ft
Jayden: wait what, no you’re not
William: yeah you’re 5’11 you 6ft Midget
James: screw you guys:(
Jeffrey: yeah I’m 5ft

by JDNC777 August 19, 2022

(SMR) Serial Midget Rapist

SMR: (serial midget rapist) is a gangbanger that hangs around his taller attractive friends. He can't get any without spiking your drink at a party, since he is so short he can get away with it because you would just look over his head; he is not actively in your line of vision. An SMR stutters when he finds a mildly attractive mate and turns red like a tomato when someone feels up his trail patch of tears.

In a sentence:

In a sentence:

"Yo check out that fucking (SMR) Serial Midget Rapist if you were any taller he'd shag you like a deranged rabbit."
"I think that (SMR) Serial Midget Rapist roofed my friend because she like passed out and thought she felt a leprechaun ejaculate in her hair."

by HowToSteveAJobIn10Days May 24, 2018

Midget Wigger

A short white person trying to act black.
Mostly used to make fun of wiggers that are preteens, or are in that age bracket, or are just that damn short.

Man that midget wigger sure does act like a fool.

by Miss Oolies January 26, 2007

midgets under water

a very extreme porn fetish

man that dude is wierd he loves to stay home and watch midgets under water.

by Labon Dames June 28, 2009

Midgeting

To be a short person in action.

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.

by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

Midget throwing

The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target

Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, get us a dwarf chap off the street and il rack some lines up"

by Midget slinger October 18, 2014

Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

by RCG3 May 14, 2011